Every crime in MeowStreets
The city runs on 12 crimes across 3 districts, from turning over a dumpster to emptying a museum case. Each one costs nerve, pays a range, and has its own sentence waiting if it goes wrong.
| Crime | District | Level | Nerve | Base odds | Payout |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dumpster diving | The Alleys | 1 | 3 | 92% | $40–$90 |
| Pickpocket a tourist | The Alleys | 3 | 4 | 82% | $90–$190 |
| Fence a stolen bicycle | The Alleys | 6 | 6 | 72% | $220–$420 |
| Run a catnip stall | The Alleys | 10 | 8 | 66% | $450–$800 |
| Fish market heist | Dockside | 2 | 6 | 78% | $150–$300 |
| Smuggle tinned tuna | Dockside | 5 | 8 | 70% | $350–$650 |
| Crate-jacking | Dockside | 9 | 10 | 64% | $700–$1,300 |
| Harbourmaster’s safe | Dockside | 14 | 12 | 58% | $1,400–$2,600 |
| Rooftop burglary | Old Quarter | 4 | 10 | 62% | $500–$950 |
| Gallery night | Old Quarter | 8 | 12 | 58% | $1,000–$1,900 |
| Jeweller’s window | Old Quarter | 12 | 14 | 54% | $2,000–$3,600 |
| The Cathedral clock job | Old Quarter | 18 | 16 | 50% | $4,000–$7,500 |